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Name's Kori..21 years young..Early Childhood / Special Education double major .. Lesbian .. ΔΦΕ


quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy:i hate being poor
grandpa:were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate:hello naughty children its murder time
— 4 hours ago with 168763 notes
"The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three."
— 1 day ago with 114677 notes

angelicdiaspora:

butseriouslyy:

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

Especially with our almost-full mouths of teeth, relatively few poxmarks, and low levels of lead in our bloodstreams.

(Source: vaxeens, via k0rik0)

— 1 day ago with 261667 notes
diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via sammyoo)

— 1 day ago with 340345 notes

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

(Source: soveryprettyinpink, via sammyoo)

— 1 day ago with 449924 notes
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via trapg0ddesss)

— 1 day ago with 135538 notes

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

(via lezbestraighthere-imnot)

— 1 day ago with 84922 notes