|boy:||i hate being poor
|grandpa:||were going to the fun factory
|mr chocolate:||hello naughty children its murder time
"The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three."
gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history
gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive
gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC
wat a gently delivered compliment thank u
Especially with our almost-full mouths of teeth, relatively few poxmarks, and low levels of lead in our bloodstreams.
(Source: vaxeens, via k0rik0)
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit